I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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