This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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