i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i may or may not be watching the land before time
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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