That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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