dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
