i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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