I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
