Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I need to sanitize my soul.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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