i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT