you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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