I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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