I accidentally burped into my bong.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
