He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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