Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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