he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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