I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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