Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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