Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Mom said you looked used
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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