I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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