This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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