please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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