I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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