You're a womanizer and a bitch.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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