i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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