remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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