im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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