about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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