go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.