Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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