Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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