So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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