Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
love makes seman taste better
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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