I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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