We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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