So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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