But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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