i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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