So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Randomize
