STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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