woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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