he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Randomize