so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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