I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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