As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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