Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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