Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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