I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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