were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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