Duck Duck Cougar?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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