so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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i drank out of a bidet.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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