His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
whose parrot is this?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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