We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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