So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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