pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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