i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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